“I do believe that my product is superior to all other compression algorithms to date. It is lossless, works on any file type on any platform, is recursive (ie, the compressed file can be compressed again, and then again, and so on) so that ANY size file can be compressed to 16 bytes or less. I know this sounds like “perpetual motion” but it does work and I can prove it.”

http://groups.google.com/groups?oi=djq&selm=an_424633290